Nobody needs another pair of socks, a fruitcake, or a candle that smells like “winter nostalgia.” This year, you’re skipping the snooze-worthy gifts and going for something they’ll actually enjoy. Whether your BFF needs a serotonin boost or your boss deserves a zen moment, Old Pal Provisions has the perfect vibe for everyone on your list.
Old Pal Provisions for Your Whole List
Here’s your foolproof gifting guide, tailored to each lovable human in your life.
Your Overachieving Sister
She’s running a side hustle, planning Pinterest-perfect parties, and somehow still has time to “pop by” unannounced. Give her the Cosmic Chews: Berry Bliss. These 5mg THC gummies will help her slow down, breathe, and realize she doesn’t need to make DIY wreaths for everyone in the family. Add the Provisions Pocket Tote to keep her chill supplies as organized as her life.
Your Burnt-Out Boss
The emails don’t stop, the meetings keep stacking, and they’ve perfected the art of fake-smiling through chaos. Gift them Cosmic Crispies: Classic Marshmallow. With 10mg of THC in every treat, they’re like a vacation in dessert form for their post-workday wind-down ritual. Bonus: You might just get a better raise next year.
Your DIY-Loving Dad
He’s halfway through 14 different projects in the garage, swearing he “knows where he left the drill.” Bring him back to earth with the Cosmic Crispies: Cocoa. These chocolatey bites pack a 10mg THC punch—just enough to help him “finish” that bookshelf he started in 2017. Remind him to start with a half dose to feel out the effects—and no power tools while munching!
Your Ride-or-Die Bestie
They know all your secrets, send you memes at 2 a.m., and make you feel like you’re the star of your own rom-com. Treat them to the Cosmic Chews Variety Pack because they deserve ALL the flavors. Top it off with the OPC Foam Trucker Hat just because.
Your Chill-but-Extra Cousin
They show up to the family dinner in a vintage fur coat, talk about “energy healing,” and carry a deck of tarot cards in their back pocket. They’ll love the Roll With Us Bundle featuring a rolling tray and honey glass ashtray. It's thoughtful, just like them, and will look fantastic on their thrifted old oak apothecary table.
Your Hilariously Awkward Office Pal
They’re the only reason you survived the holiday party, and they still make you laugh about that time someone called the CEO “Mom.” Gift them Cosmic Crispies: Rainbow. These colorful marshmallow squares pack a sweet 10mg THC surprise—perfect for movie marathons or post-meeting debriefs.
Your “I’m So Hard to Shop For” Friend
You know the one—the gift card lover, the returner of all things. Blow their mind with Cosmic Chews: Tangerine Trip. Zesty, sweet, and universally loved. Pair it with the Flower of Enlightenment Shirt for an “I didn’t know I needed this, but wow” moment.
For Yourself (Because You Deserve It)
Let’s be real, you’re making it through the holidays too. Treat yourself to the Cosmic Chews: Sour Apple—a tangy escape in gummy form. If you’ve been extra good this year, why not pick up a Summerland Apple Pipe? You’ve earned it.
Wrap It Up with Style
Don’t just gift vibes—give GOOD vibes. Head to Old Pal Provisions and score the thoughtful, hug-inducing gifts that make you the MVP of the holidays.
